Wow... im out of praktice.

In this post i have decided to dedicate my consentration to randomness. i wil now choose the first picture i see on google by pressing im feeling lucky. please comment below.

Yours sincerely


The Friendly Viking

comment request :) sex!

This time, i have been requested to write about sex. the only problem with this is that i do not know where to begin...
hmmmm....


how about we start out with the basics.

sex is the way you spell the number 6 in sweedish.
6 is an interesting number, when you look at history, aksualy.
ofcourse, we all know of the number 666, the number of the beast. (sorry to disapoint you, but its not Roger.)
there is allso 6 workdays every week (if you see saturday as a workingday.) and one day for relaxing. (sunday.)

allso, its interesting that if you look at the year we are in now (2011) you can get 6 out of it really easy! just pay atention to the math below!

11-2=9
9 turned upside down is 6.

how could you not see that?
allso if you combine the 2 numbers 6 and 9 you get 69.

69 is a sexual position where a man and a woman... you know what? just google it if your interested...




i hope you found that informal :)



You'rs sincerely



The Friendly Viking

BALLS TO YOU!!!

This has to be the one of the gratest quotes... EVAAAAR!!!!!

This guys name is Ray William Johnson and he is, really, made of awesome! i have been following him for a while now and i stumbled uppon this video when i browsed between his previous videos. When you see it... you will shit brix!


In other news i want to say happy valentine from monday, since i was prevented from wrighting a post then. hope you got lots of cool cards, gifts, cakes, death threats and so on. :D No matter what you got, i hope that valentines in itself was an awesome Rogerkiller in it self. (if it was not, dont blame me for a failed Roger!)


I want to ask you somthing. do you have a good idea for a post? if you want to write a guest post, tell me and i will put it up on here.

just remember!

1. you have to write it in english!
2. nothing to pervy... please...
3. be polite... but not to mutch >8D



Now for you'r favorit event of the week :)

Thing of the week!!!
Finding thees thing is really simple at times, so il do a multiple thing day today. i found thees by serching for car... 

This ... is ... EEEEEPIC!!!


in the end, i want to ask you...

Are you going to follow Ray William Johnson after seeing the clip on top of this post? i know i am ;D

BALLS TO YOU :D





You'rs sincerely



The Friendly Viking

Geek's and Nerds and how to be them.

Wondering the world around me, i have come to notice that not many people know the differance between Nerds and Geek's.
So i have decided to show you the differance!

This is what Wikipedia have to say about Nerds.
"Nerd is a term that refers to a person who avidly pursues intellectual activities, technical or scientificesoteric knowledge, or other obscure interests, rather than engaging in more social or conventional activities. It often carries a derogatory connotation or stereotype. The nerd may be awkward, shy and unattractive. endeavors, loner Therefore, a nerd is often excluded from physical activity and considered a by peers, or will tend to associate with like-minded people."

 
A Geek, However is discribed like this  by another, less known webpage:
"Geek is a popular slang term that has been around in some form for over a century. In the 1920s, a geek was a freak show performer that swallowed bugs and other animals."

... Luckaly, the webpage continues with this:
"Today, the word generally has a more positive connotation, used to refer to someone who has a great deal of specialized knowledge in a "geeky" field, such as technology, gaming, comics/ TV-shows or science."


A Geek can allso be seen as more socially active than a Nerd, but this can unfortunately not be prooven by science.




Allso, i haveto mention the Dork. As you can see on the picture above... aksualy that says it all...



You'rs sincerely




The Friendly Viking

I have decided!

Hey there readers

I have decided that from now on, i will make a post every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Only if i have something really epic to tell you, i will post on more than that. Comment on this please, both if you think it it ok or if you think it is to mutch or little.


As promised in the comments from last post, here is a few pictures in pixels i drew the last cupple of days :P

Now, without further adieu, here is:



Thing of the week!

Need i say more?








Yours sincerely




The Friendly Viking

Pixel art FTW!

Lately, I have been drawing. And I have been drawing a lot. Comments from friends and classmates have been both positive and negative but, as you might have noticed by now, I am a really, really big geek so it just bounces of me.






What I have come to love so mutch is the art of pixels, the basics of videogame graphics. I have not only drawn Mario related caracters, but allso Sonic the hedgehog and Star Wars caracters. I find it facinating that pixel art was aksualy really highteck, not so long ago. Looking at the diferances on the picture shown here -->
we have made some trouly epic changes over a verry short amount of time!

So tell me. What is you're favorit pixel caracter or creature? Post a link in the comments and just have fun with this amasing Rogerkiller.





You'rs sincerely




The Friendly Viking

Rock, Paper, scissors. the most epic game... EVER!!! ("The game" not included... btw you just lost the game :P)

 Thing of the week

This week i want to show you some of the basics of rock, paper, scissors and some usefull hints.





1. about 75% of all the people who play RPC start with scissors, so if you want to win the first round, start with rock.


2. if you know that the other person know of nr.1, start with paper.


3. if you know somone have redd this post... dont care about the previous posts and just use scissors. :P


4. when you do rock, paper, scissors just like you play any other game, advance into rock, aper, scissors, lizard, spock. (top picture)


5. if you have trubble lerning rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock, watch the big bang theory.


6.  when you, you're friends and you're cat knows rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock, you can advance into rock, paper, scissors, gun, lightning, devil, dragon, water, air, sponge, wolf, tree, human, snake, fire.

7. this will require you to forget lizard and spock. if you're having a problem with coping to the adaption and loss of these two companions, you should see a psycologist... and teatch him the basics...

8. allso in RPSGLDDWASWTHSF most people would start with scissors... because face it... the oh so few people who aksualy know this are going to fall back at rock paper scissors. :P


9. the final game you can teatch you're self is so darn complicated that if youve gotten this far, you can walk the last part by you're self :)


10. if you aksualy follow more than nr 1-5 you will never have a life and should really see a psycologist.




I wish you good luck. and if you really lern the 25 combination, videotape you're self, put it up on youtube and get a life :D





You'rs sincerely

The Friendly Viking

1000 Views DAMN IT!!!

This made me brake into happydance yesterday. I really want to thank for looking into my blogg and want to ask you what you want for the next 1000 views. Tell me what you are interested in reading about in this blog and help me make it better, both for you and for me.


And now on to

Tip of the week.

If you want a bottle opened, ask a scandinavian!




You'rs sincerely



The Friendly Viking