Questions on Roger!!!

Hey there, folks :D
It's time to awnser all your questions from comments and facebook :)

So without further adue:

1. Can i sit here?
- Yes... if you smell ok...
2. Who, who, who let the dogs out?
- I did XD mwahahahaha!!!
3. Why is a raven like a writingdesk?
- Oh, look, FLOWERS :D 
4. If you try to fail, and succeed, did you really fail?
- That is an epic paradox. but any way you look at it, it's a win!
5. How do you get ridd of an inlamation of the throat in one day?
- You sacrifice a goat at full moon.... if not, your screwed!
6. How do you cure the common cold in a day?
- Just go sleap in the freezer untill you feel better :)
7. Who came first? The chicken or the egg?
- I DID!... after the chicken :P
8. Will the Time Lords ever return?
- They were already here tomorow :)
9. Will the Mullet ever be popular again?
- Macgyver says yes!
10. What is the ultimate question?
- Why do you ask?
11. Why can't the elephant ither ride a bike?
- Good question :) MOOVING ON!
12. Is the glass half full or half empty?
- It's not half anything! its FULL! (half water, half air!!!)
13. How does God look like?
- Well, he made uss in his image sooo.... a 6 foot racoon with wings and spellingproblems :)
14. Why does a stool have 3 legs?
- It is evil and wants you to tipp over!
15. What is the meaning of life?
- A life with meaning.
16. Is the earth really round?
- No! It's planet-shaped!
17. To be or not to be?
- HELP! A BEE!!!
18. Whats for dinner?
- Mmm... Dinner...
19. Why do you need so many quesions?
- BEHOLD!!!!
20. Upp or down?
- Down.
21. Red, blue, green or purple lightsaber?
- i would have to say... Green or red... Oh, the decisions (don't hate me for it)
22. In every way?
- Try me ;)
23. What is the differance between Nerd and Geek?
- A Nerd understands and collect really cool stuff and a Geek understands, creates and fixes cool stuff. Allso i have to add the Dork, who does not understand cool stuff. i consider myself a Nerd at the moment, but i switch between Nerd and Geek at times :)

24. Who is the most inspiering cartoon caracter?
- I know lots of people will disaproove of my awnser but: Naruto! he reminds me of myself (goofy, strugeling and determined.... pluss not so good in school :P)
25. What is your favorit food?
- Anything my grandmother makes!
26. If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
- Narnia :D
27. Which tastes the best: oranges or pineapples?
- If the pineapple is fresh and whole and not from a can, i would say pineapple, but if it is in a can... ORANGES!!!!
28. What is the coolest Sweedish word you know?
- Hångla.
29. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Pancakes!
30. What's the worst thing with not being Swedish?
- I think to much ;)
31. How is it to be The Friendly Viking?
- Just awesome!
32. Who is your favorit actor?
- (In fear of sounding like the majority) Johny Depp.
33. Do you miss my fabulous massage?
- YES!
34. Is the sun shining in Skien today?
- The sun is allways shining, but yes :) it does.
35. When did you realise you wanted to be an actor?
- In 5. grade when i played the main caracter in a play called "Ola Glomstulen". When i went down from the stage, i found my grandfather crying in his seat becaus he was so proud of me. After that i knew that was what i wanted to do!
36. What do you like the most: Waffles or pancakes?
- BOTH!!! :D
37. Do you want to live in Norway for the rest of your life, or do you want to live in another country for a while?

- I want to live in England to study and start my career as an actor. But i love my country and want to live here for as long as i can!
38. More questions?
- No.

Hope you liked most of my awnsers :)

Yours sincerely


The Friendly Viking